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He finally relented to the call and processed to his favourite dimlylit pub. Warm greetings were called out from the serving staff the moment he entered thru the main entrance. The weak grin which he conveyed back totally reeks of his desire to be alone that night. And as such, he was not distured beyond a few casual greetings and short conversation.
Sitted at his favourite spot along the bar top, he began to relish in his drink and stare pensively at empty seat beside him from time to time. Although every single piece of furnishing have changed, although the ownership and serving staff have changed. The ghostly images from the past still managed to resurface in his mind and invoke forgotten emotions.
Upon stepping out much later, thunders and lightings coupled and start to rumble high above him. A short moment later, raindrops start to descend gently upon his face in rapid succession. Standing along the roadside waiting for the next available cab, he took one last glance back and one weary smile formed on his face.
A resolute sense of tranquility began to fill within him then….
Okay nabei…Day one without my darling..i already bei tahan liao…turning into an emo freak liao…writing emo story posts…duh…
Live feeds : My darling status
Direct live report from Alexander Hospital:
My darling will getting new organs transplant. The surgeon in charge told me she will need to be placed under observation for a week
I am so glad she going to be fine. She will coming back to me, certian parts of her as good as new (trying to request for free silicon implants too)
Anyway all medical fees will be covered wholly by her insurance. So kind people out there can send me flowers and chocolates…no need peikim wor…
And what is the morale of the story - Always get medical insurance for your loved ones lah…
Green and gold..We will keep our school flag flying….
A decade ago, while the rest of the class was jogging around the school compound twice for PE.
Two cheeky bastards decided to went up a nearby flat during the first round. They got a pack of Marlboro and a bottle of mineral water from the mama store located on the ground floor of the flat.
These two buggers finished their puff in record timing and spill the water on their selves to make it seem like it was all sweats from jogging and proceed to join the class on the second round of the jog getting middle fingers from the rest of the guys in the process.
This was but one of the classic incidents that got mentioned when i meet up with my ah bengs sec classmates at a facing the beach Irish pub. This incident was also voted in the top three grading as we try to list down the top ten most foolish and top ten accomplishments (Dun see me no up…Limpei came out top student for the whole school for one ‘O’ level subject okay) during those golden four years.
Images of those carefree days of skirt chasing around the neighbourhood, smoking in toilet, riding bike without license, playing mahjong, rollerblading around get reinforced with every recollections from the group. What days those simply have been…
The night ended with a recital of the school song… three siao langs singing Green and Gold, green and gold, we will keep our school flag flying all the way to the car park at 2 a.m….
There is this woman that i love deeply.. for the last two years she have been with me thru day and night, sun and rain.
I constanely lavish my attention upon her, caressing her, buying her accesories and i dare to say there was no one else but her for the last two years.
Today she is deeply ill……the doctor tell me she have been diagnosed with some critical illness. I think it was due too much nigth activites with me. An arrangement was made for her to be checked in for an operation at Alexander Hospital this coming week.
I am not sure when she will be discharged…. but till then, i will not be around much to entertian as i intend to pace the hospital corridor during this period of time.
On a more uncertain note, i certainly hope the medical insurance(extended warranty) will help cover her stay at the hospital. If not, i will cashing out on my flat,stocks, unit trusts or extreme case; loan from Ah Long San.
Worse still, if she cannot make it back home with me, i certainly hope my friends can be more generous with their peikim to help console me with this great loss.
Then again, anyone who have interest in accompany me while my love is not around. Please feel free to sms,call,email,im,whatever me and request for the application form wor.

My Love….My life….My one and only Darling…
The Cantonese songs playing in the background,
The familiar taste of beer in my mouth,
My solitary outline at the bar reminiscing,
How i missed it so…a visit seem due this week….
Ahem….
Who wanna to watch the show and finish using the hamper with me….
Wahahaha…… okay i’m a cheapskate can or not….lolz….
*Guys, please do not apply especially Paikia…i not interested in ur pinky
ass…..oktksbye*

Recently someone try to test me on Disney characters…
Seren :Oei… you know wat Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend called?
Me: Minnie Mouse lor
Seren: Then what his dog called?
Me:Pluto lah… you think i dun have childhood meh…
Seren: Nb..test you more difficult one..Donald Duck’s girlfriend leh?
2 min….YounG ponders…think… ponders again…then kana nudged…
Me: Oei..Wo zhi dao le!! Arh Chai lor (hokkien) …
Slience….
Seren: Nb… Like this also can huh…
Me: She is a Arh(hokkien) and a chai(hokkien) too mah…why cannot…
Seren: You are really full of shit… you know….
Me: Wahahaha….

For those who dunno, it’s Daisy Duck lah…
Years back during in the 90s, there was this channel called Eastzone in IRC.
Now Eastzone was set up by a group of neighbourhood friends. We roped in everyone we knew whom was active online back then into the channel. And the main core group of us was known as YiKimers(义金儿) back then.
Yes people, we are a bloody group of XiangXiang Ah Bengs if you wondering about how much it sound like a streetgang name.
Annually there is the YiKim Day, just a simple gathering for us brudders - no girlfriends non spouses around.
A day for every fellow Yikimers to hangout,dine, hoot each another and reminces on the number of years we know each another. And we have relationships going back two decades in the fellowship.
Now as YikimDay is derived from the total sum of every YiKimers’ birthdays, noone can be excused unless one is not in the country. And this year, we finished up the drinks in record time. Not sure is dices game or the lure of playing mahjong thereafter is more evil.
Happy Yikim Day, my brudders and may we have many more Yikim Days to follow…
There are only 3 male descendants in my current generation batch.
And I was ranked Number Two in term of age.
In the past during any occurrences of major family events, NumberOne have to do all the dirty job in his capacity as the eldest grandson.
Now NumberOne also best me in several categories too.
He was also number one in terms of drinking, number of visits to police stations( I best him in this during my national service days), skirt chasing, repeating school terms…etc….
He was the first one to get married, and nabeh..the first one to get divorced too.
After a one year tour in Thailand post-divorce days, he came back a changed man. He decided he wanted to retire a champion..
He decided to be first male in the family history to embrace Buddhism totally…He came back a monk…
Now this can only means one thing; I had became NumberOne by default…

Though for once, I really rather be Number Two…..I bei song i become NumberOne like this lor…
