My woman is ill…very ill….
There is this woman that i love deeply.. for the last two years she have been with me thru day and night, sun and rain.
I constanely lavish my attention upon her, caressing her, buying her accesories and i dare to say there was no one else but her for the last two years.
Today she is deeply ill……the doctor tell me she have been diagnosed with some critical illness. I think it was due too much nigth activites with me. An arrangement was made for her to be checked in for an operation at Alexander Hospital this coming week.
I am not sure when she will be discharged…. but till then, i will not be around much to entertian as i intend to pace the hospital corridor during this period of time.
On a more uncertain note, i certainly hope the medical insurance(extended warranty) will help cover her stay at the hospital. If not, i will cashing out on my flat,stocks, unit trusts or extreme case; loan from Ah Long San.
Worse still, if she cannot make it back home with me, i certainly hope my friends can be more generous with their peikim to help console me with this great loss.
Then again, anyone who have interest in accompany me while my love is not around. Please feel free to sms,call,email,im,whatever me and request for the application form wor.
My Love….My life….My one and only Darling…
u r crap…
Comment by gracey — October 23, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
i’ve just been introduced to my new found love too
*blush*
Comment by CG — October 23, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
nabeh. that picture is a hp compaq tc4200 tablet notebook. the same one that i am using now. are you sure that it’s been out for 2 years already? don’t anyhow bluff ppl hor.
Comment by duckhawk — October 23, 2005 @ 10:30 pm
my man was sick too but he’s working fine now!
Comment by nadnut — October 24, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
BRO! Dun sad… I go bring you find other woman… Got money can liao…. wahhahahahaaha….
Comment by no2slack — October 24, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
my love is always sick also. It takes a while to warm up.
Comment by frenie — October 24, 2005 @ 5:02 pm
damn it.. i got no love…
haiz
Comment by vanna — October 24, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Bah! Out with the old, in with the new.
Comment by KingMeng — October 24, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
time to join the Mac Whore club.
Comment by sassyjan — October 25, 2005 @ 1:25 am
Gracey - Carp is a fish..i very sure my ancestor was one before they evolved and decided to be a ape…call me MonkeyGod next time..okay i am no longer a fish and worse..i cannot swim…wahahaha…
CG - Just introduced and you fall in love liao huh…I says you are real generous with your feelings…Go and assessed how well your new love function at night first before swearing your undying love for him wor…Wait OMM…keeping hanging wor..
Ducky - Bro..Identity of my love is secret one mah..I cannot made known her identity lah(She is as mysterious as Ou DeYang) else wait some jealous cowgirls go pour acidic substance on her…
Nad - I glad that your medical insurance paid for your man the last time…I hope my darling will be covered too….If not, you will see a paypal account on the side menu soon.
N02. - Problem is i have no money mah…however i sense a willingness in you to help assist in covering the bill for my next woman…Let it be known your offer have been accepted by me…Thanks Pal…My paypal account is !@#$%^&*(.
Frenie - I can lend you my “One thousands and millions ways to make your partner pants for you”. He will be so turned on till you need source for a new coolant/fan for him.
Vanna - ermm.. cannot help you..Get ur sis to go jalan ard Courts or Sim Lim Square..maybe you fall in love at first sight..Better still get CG…she got a uncanny ability to fall in love at first sight…wahaha
KM - Like wine, mine have just reach the arch of the curve where she is just joyous to caress in my arms. New and young women are simply too whinny for my own good…can you imagine accommodating a new woman every needs and reassuring her that you will be totally loyal to her… Bleh….Bo eng wor
Sassy Jan - Mac looks like they got sponsored by some beauty line piling on the loose powder making them looking so pale and whitish. In additional, they behave like air crew. Must get them Tiffany unlike my humble love whom will settle for Bugis Village Titiny sliver…Wahahaha..
Comment by young — October 25, 2005 @ 2:19 am
ur replied comments are damn LONG… wahahaha
Comment by vanna — October 25, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
Your replies seems like longer than all your entries. Combined!
Comment by KingMeng — October 25, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
See how good i am to you folks…everyone got a long customised reply from me wor…
Comment by young — October 26, 2005 @ 12:07 am
very good one.. almost got me off my chair. same sense of humour. keke..
Comment by kst — October 26, 2005 @ 11:08 am
sassyjan -> I agree with you! heh.
young -> join the macclub~
Comment by StaRm|sT — November 2, 2005 @ 10:34 pm
kst>>> good humour writing comes once in a whil.. for everyday humourous writing…you should go read Limbueytor.com
Starmist>>> cannot lah.. Windows/Office more user friendly for my work stuff lah…
Comment by young — November 3, 2005 @ 4:32 pm