Manifestations Of Youth.

March 20, 2009

Times are bad

Filed under: Just Funny

A NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here
finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.

“What to do? It’s better to work like this than earn nothing…,”
he mumbled to himself.

So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear
monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to
climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors.

The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in
visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super ’smart’
monkey of the world.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool!

“Oh my God….I’m dying… now,” he thought, as a hungry-looking
crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
“Don’t be afraid my friend… I’m from NTU.”

Wahahahaha….Taken from the cowboybar….

March 9, 2009

Maiden perm session

Filed under: Just Funny

Outlaw having his gayish perm session, The smog and cheap drinks combination in Shanghai have get into him

G&R
It does remind me of GunsNroses era..


but with his short hair, this is the more likelyhood outcome.

Let’s see how long this stay online before he come and scream at me.

April 23, 2008

Pickup lines

Filed under: Just Funny, Just Serious

Okay the below lines need extensive practicing to do it with a cheeky yet sincere face.

1. boy:我可以向你问路吗?
girl:到哪里?
boy:到你心里.

2.boy:你的腿一定很累吧?!
girl:为什么?
boy:因为你在我的脑海里跑了一整天

3.boy:(看着她的衬衫标签)
girl:你在干嘛?
boy:哦,我想知道你是不是天堂制造的.

4.boy:我今天很不顺利,看见漂亮女生会让我心情好一点,
你可以为我笑一下吗?

5.boy:很抱歉,我是艺术家,凝视美女是我的工作.

6.boy:可以借我你的手机用一下吗?
girl:干嘛?
boy:我要打电话给我妈告诉她我看到了一个绝世大美女,她的儿媳妇有着落了.

7.boy:今天的雨真大.
girl:是啊
boy:那是因为老天对着你流口水呢.

8.boy:相信我,我会让你成为世界上第二幸福的人.
girl:为什么不是第一呢?:(
boy:有了你…我就是世界上最幸福的人啊:-)

April 15, 2008

Jero the Enka singer

Filed under: Just Funny


Oh my f**king god….
This guy is for real!!!

January 2, 2007

Detox period

The countdown period lasted for 6 days of drinking. One of the longest period of holiday and countdown i can recall.

Much of joyous mood attributed to the good economy and bonus peers are receiving.

After discussion with fellow partners in crime, we embark on beginning of a new period - The Detox period~No drinks for at least a week

Detox really works wonders when i witness a fellow crime in partner nosebleeding during steamboat dinner today.

Mmmmm… I really wonder what else will be expelled from his body during this detox period hor…

June 23, 2006

Darkelfin’s trick

Filed under: Just Funny

Darkelfin teach me one of his party tricks…

Then…

February 5, 2006

A True Ah Beng..

Filed under: Just Funny

My DaLou tell me - A true Ah Beng can stop a Ah Lian with one look and i am ready liao to go sian Ah Lians

So I just went all around the island passing little scented boxes to all the Chio Ah Lians in the house……

However there is a little problem - That old fagger Paikia is bringing his little protege PukingFey to all the Ah Lians and spreading little rumors about me….

But no worries, just receive word from my DaLou, Darkelfin that i got the lead in the next major musical.

I will show that Chao Paikia what i am made of……..

Now who wanna apply to be my danna wor…..

January 7, 2006

谢谢你De爱 2006

Very recently over a chit-chat drinking session……


PK: I studied higher chinese one okay! Dun play play!!

Young: Yap lah!!!you one higher chinese scholar rite!!!Come write “Xie Ting Feng” for me lah…

DF: Dunno who was the stupid idiot who write “的”using Hanyu Pinyin…

Young: Yap lor… You recalled the last time he wrote ” 谢谢你De爱 - Xie Ting Feng” on the song delication request slip…..damm funny lor….. waitress also laughed at it……

PK: CB lor! Like you two farkers know how to write Xie Ting Feng in chinese lor!!!

DF&Young: Errrmmmm…mmmmm…mmmmmm…….wait!!!!


All three whip out cellphones, change setting to chinese mode and try to find out using hanyu pinyin…..


Young: Okay okay…I got it liao… 谢铤峰rite…

DF: Knn lor… you also another one…I think this 霆 then correct lor….

PK: So it’s like this lor… 谢霆峰…Nbz… It’s damm difficult to write lor… How you expect me to know… you two also dunno how to write yourselves too lor…Knn ones!!!!

Young/DF nod nod head and goes Wahahahahaahah…..

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In conclusion : All our chinese suckee suckee big time lah.

This week special blog song ~ a cover of 谢谢你De爱 featuring *Ahem* 谢铤峰 lah………


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Update : I listen to the damm song till i going mad liao….Bth liao…..Will be removing by weekend….
SYTs, Contact me if you wish to own a copy of hamsem PK singing…..

December 30, 2005

Best party joint ever..

Filed under: Just Funny

After a decade of hardcore drinks and party,

Best place to hold a one crazy party in Singapore is still….

10 Buangkok View…

Best place to countdown and party…full of the most crazy people….i tell you……..

November 28, 2005

Issues..

Filed under: Just Emo, Just Funny

While watching Korean Drama “Beautiful Days”

S: This korean show damm creepy…everyone got issues one…how are they going to get together…
Y: I also got issues…. machiam FHM….every month got one issue.
S: I hope your frequency decrease till that of a annual report…once a year.
Y: Wau lau…Never upgrade to that of weekly 8Days, i very happy liao.
S: You and your rubbish….
Y: Wahahahaha…

Y goes back room and ponder over past issues of FHM….

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欢乐今宵
Leo Vs Sammi

从梦里伊甸来到我枕边
梦与真之间就只差一寸
要是留着你真实地纠缠
怕没权利以后留恋
情愫与相思如最爱的书
未了那一章没翻开的勇气
故事何样美终极是分离
不敢好奇沾污结尾
犹如无人敢碰秘密现在被揭晓
明日想起我们其实承受不了
欢乐今宵虚无飘渺
再没余地继续缠绕
谈情一世发现愿望极渺小
留下一点距离回味犹自心跳
欢乐今宵虚无飘渺
那样动摇不如罢了
欢乐今宵虚无飘渺
那样动摇不如罢了






















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